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Orta səs: 4 (124 səs)
Maqa_M-off | 08.04.2015 21:53

Bir gun delixanada divara motosiklet sekli yapistirirlar deyirler gelin minin. butun deliler gelir tullanir divara deyir yere. biri bunlara baxib qes edir gulmekden hekimler ele bilir bu  agillanib sorusurlarki sen niye minmirsen niye gulursen?

Deli:kul baslarina acar mendedi hara minirler.dxxx

4
Orta səs: 4 (63 səs)
Maqa_M-off | 08.04.2015 21:49

Bir gun mektebde usaqdan sorusurla:

-Cennete gedmek isteyirsen yoxsa Cehenneme?

Usaq:Anam deyib mektebden cixandan sonra eve gel.dxx

4.3
Orta səs: 4.3 (53 səs)
Maqa_M-off | 08.04.2015 21:47

Tofiq deyir:men soyus soymeyi tergidmisem.

Mamed:mende and icmeyi.

Tofiq:yalancini?

Mamed:ALLAHAQQI

3.3
Orta səs: 3.3 (34 səs)
Maqa_M-off | 08.04.2015 21:45

Bir kisi olur bir de arvad sora hecne olmur

4.2
Orta səs: 4.2 (5 səs)
Maqa_M-off | 08.04.2015 21:44

Bir oglan olur bir kisiden sorusur:burda restoran hardadir? kisi deyir:50 m duz get 30m saga don 20m sola don 10m duz get bir baxca goressen orda iki usaq var onlardan sorus deyecekler 30m duz get 50m saga don bir bina goreceksen cix axirinci mertebeye qapini doy bir arvad acacag onu cek bore gir iceri stolun ustunde corek var o bereket haqqi bilmirem hardadi:::::dxxxx

 

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