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3.9
Orta səs: 3.9 (100 səs)
Mirt.001 | 07.12.2014 18:58

Tibb universtetinde 1 sinifde 29 Qiz 1 Oglan olur .
Mellim sual verir :
O nedirki insanda 7 saniyye qalxir
Qizlar cavab vere bilmeyir 2 alib cixirlar cole.
Oglan cavab verir :
Qan teziqi 
Mellim deyir :
Malades duzdu cix coldeki qehbelere denen ki , onlarin fikirlesdikleri 4 saniyye qalxir

3.8
Orta səs: 3.8 (100 səs)
Mirt.001 | 07.12.2014 18:54

Oglanla Qiz tezece evlenirler axsam evde Qiz corabin cixarmaq isteyende osdurur Oglan uzun conderib cixir cole Qiz fikirlesir :
Men indi Oglanin uzune nece baxim menden utandi?
Qiz paltarin yigib eve getmek isteyir cole cixanda Oglan deyir :
Hara gedirsen Qiz deyir :
Atam evine Oglan deyir :
Basa dusmedim bura osdurmaga gelmisdin?

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