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Reshad | 03.02.2015 16:17

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3.3
Orta səs: 3.3 (39 səs)
Reshad | 03.02.2015 16:14

Bir gun bir xeste xestexanadan qacir.Sonra ise onun qacdigini hekime deyirler.Hekim berk hirslenir ve komeckilerine bir sille vurur.Sille komeckileri agridmir.Ona gore cixib gedirler

Bir azdan Tibb bacisi gelir:Hekim xeste tapilib.

Hekim sorusur:harada?

Tibb bacisi:Sizin evinizde.

Hekim bunu esiden kimi tez evine gedir.Gelib gorurki xeste dogrudandaoz evinde.Onu gorub ona yaxinlasir ve ona bir berk yumruq vurur.Yaziq xestenindisleri sinir ve duz 1 ay komada qalir.

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Reshad | 07.01.2015 18:30

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4.1
Orta səs: 4.1 (510 səs)
Reshad | 07.01.2015 18:29

Bir gun molla nesreddin dukana gedir.Saticidan soruwur:

Bu kartofun qiymeti necyedi?

-senuncun 4 manat

 Molla Bawqa saticidan sorusur:

 Bu soganin qiymeti necyedi?

 -Senuncun 4 manat

Molla dozmeyib pamidor satanin yanina getdi ve dedi: 

Pomidorun qiymeti necyedi?

-Senuncun 4 manat

Molla dayanir.BaWqa muWteri gelir

 Molla gorurku Satici pamidoru muWteriye 2 manata satir

Molla saticidan soruWur:

Bes niye ona 2 manata satirsan mene 4 manata?

-Ay Molla ona Nagd verirem sene kriditnen:)Lol

 

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