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4.2
Orta səs: 4.2 (6 səs)
Lynx | 10.05.2013 21:07

Bir gun 3 neqr bir qizil baliq tutur. Baliq deyir meni buraxsaz, herenizin 1 arzusunu yerine yetirecem. Baligi buraxillar. Birinci neqr deyir:
Meni agart. Baliq onu agardir. Ikinci neqr gorur yoldawi agarib qeweng oldu, deyir:
Meni de agart. Bu da agarib, qewenglewir. Ucuncu neqr deyir:
Bunlarin ikisini de qaralt ))

2.9
Orta səs: 2.9 (7 səs)
Lynx | 10.05.2013 20:51

Heyat yoldawi ile konflikte giren kiwilere meslehet, bir anliq fikirlewin:
Men duz oldugumu subut edim, yoxsa xowbext olum?

4.6
Orta səs: 4.6 (9 səs)
Lynx | 10.05.2013 20:41

Ana ogluna: terbiyesiz, sen newe cekirsen?
Ogul: yox, VALLAH newe cekmirem.
Ana: meni aldatma, bes bu zajiqalka neycundu?
Ogul: bununla qawiqda heroin qizdiriram ))

4.4
Orta səs: 4.4 (25 səs)
Lynx | 10.05.2013 20:33

Bir gun Molla Nesreddin qonwunun xoruzunu kesib yeyir. Bunu goren o biri qonwu deyir:
Ay Molla ayib deyilmi, qonwunun xoruzunu niye yiyirsen?
Molla: noolacaq ki?
Qonwu: axi xoruzun yiyesi o dunyada xoruzunu isteyecek senden.
Molla: men de boynuma almiyacam.
Qonwu: axi xoruz gelib uzune duracaq.
Molla: onda xoruzu tutub qaytaracam yiyesine ))

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