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vaki | 04.05.2015 14:50

Bir gün muəllim bağçadan gedir və uşaqlara deyir 

müləəim-Uşaqlar mülləim gedir nə demək lazımdı

Uşaqlar-allaha şükürROFLROFL

 

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shefahet | 15.12.2013 17:59

fb-da xaladelnike benzeyir. acib baxirsan hecne yox, sonra birde acib baxirsan

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♥τы ραζδиλ mµε ... | 21.12.2013 19:49

Bir oglan apteke gelib hicqiriq dermani
isteyir.Ele bu zaman satici ona bir sille
vurur.Oglan teeccuble saticiya baxib
deyir:Emi,meni niye vurursunuz?
Kisi dedi:Hicqiriq dermani istemirdin?!He
deee...Daha hicqirmiyacaqsan!
Oglan dedi:Men dermani qardasim ucun
isteyirdim..

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awqin | 01.04.2017 18:05

bir nefer varmiw.yaxwi adam imiw.bir gun olur dirilir olur dirilirYahoo

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Lynx | 20.06.2013 09:05

Babası nevesini gezmeye çıxarır. Bu vaxt yolda maşın keçir. Babası:
-Bax balam, “düüt düüt” keçir
Nevesi çox rahat bir şekilde:
-Baba bu “düüt düüt” deyil e, 8 silindirli 98 model mercedesdir

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