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SELIN | 05.08.2012 15:32

bir tisbaqa olur hemin tisbaqanin atasi olur.onu kefen almaga gonderirler.o basaqa olkeye kefen almaqa gedir.atanin 40 i cixir.tisbaqa kefen tapmir.eve qayidir.iceri girende pillekenden yixilir.deyir:telesik is bele olurdaaaaaa

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Lynx | 17.06.2013 22:35

Qiz: Oglanlari qirmizi reng celb
edir -Tesadufe baxki,okuzleri
de Smile
Oglan:Qizlarin ekseriyyeti ters
olur -Tesadufe baxki,okuzlerin
de

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Rafush Mashtagali | 28.05.2013 19:52

Gunlerin bir gunu er ve arvad olur.onlarin evinde hamam-tualet olmur. onlarinda qonaqlari gelmeliydi birden arvadin sicmeyi gelir kiwi arvadi tutur balkona arvad osturur ucur gedir qonaqlar gelir kiwiden soruwur ay kiwi arvadin hardadi.
-Arvad getdi osturmaginin dalinca
Imza:Rafush
necedi?cox gulmelidi hee?:D

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Lynx | 17.05.2013 23:13

Mugennilerin avtobioqrafiyasinin ilk cumlesi:
-Men kasib bir kendli ailesinde dunyaya goz acmiwam.

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Lynx | 17.06.2013 22:41

- Mamed : Beyninde bir reqem
tut.
- arvadi : he tutdum
- Mamed : indi 2-ye vur
- arvadi : he vurdum
- Mamed : ustune 500 g?l...
- arvadi : geldim
- Mamed : indi 0-a vur cavab 0
eledi he?
- arvadi : Aaaaa.. hardan
bildin??
- Mamed : Azz.. get yemeyini
bisir senlik deyil Smile

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