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prikolist | 02.04.2012 21:40

Analizlerin neticelerini nezerden keciren hekim pasiyente deyir:

- Heee, qardas, sende seker cox yuksekdir, sen sirin seylerden tamamile imtina etmelisen!

- Hansi sirin seylerden imtina etmeliyem?

- Meselen, tort, konfet, murebbe olmaz, “levi getmek”, yeni qiraqda arvadbazliq elemek olmaz…

- Dayan, dayan, tortu, konfeti basa dusdum, be bazligin sekere ne dexli?

- Cunki “levi” qadin lap sirin olur, o hec olmaz!

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